no one has the heart to tell kermit that darren’s not real
KERMIT’S NOT WHAT?!?!?!
how could anyone? how could they shatter all his dreams?
HE’S REAL TO DARREN AND HE’S REAL TO ME
That’s because Kermit is real!!!!!
or that he’s not a vegetable.
We’d best not tell him. At least, any time soon.
now i’m imagining it and it’s making me sad